Gold Box stupidity
What I gather from friends who have worked at Amazon is that they supposedly have an amazing amount of data mining and gathering technology and talent. “They are data whores” is how a friend deftly put it. I’m not a big shopper, but I’ve certainly bought a half dozen items from them so they know that I like computers, computer games, and gadgets. So it never ceases to amaze me what sort of stupid, irrelevant offers they put in my Amazon Gold Box. At least once every couple of months(it used to be more frequent) I’ll look at my Gold Box and be able to say within 2 seconds for each item, “Yes indeed, there is no way in hell that I’d ever buy that”.
Maybe they have somehow picked up on my gambling mentality when I shopped for poker chips a while ago. They figure that they’ll make a game out of seeing how long I’ll come back and visit the Gold Box even though both they and I know that there is nothing I will ever want. It’s like they are testing my tolerance for low expected returns: I’m playing the shopping lottery. If that is their super-devious plan, it’s worked. I have probably browsed the Gold Box a hundred times and the purchase rate is a perfect %0. In fact I think that I’ve never even put a Gold Box item in my cart. Well done Amazon.
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